BB for my Valentine

I haven't been shot with an air rifle since I was a kid. I don't remember much about it, except that little red mark and the feeling of having a bee sting for a good hour. My friend claimed he had reallllly good aim. So much for that.

I just bought a Crosman air rifle for the lady. It's fancy. It's Pink. It matches mine, only it's Pink. She doesn't like the birds that tear up the backyard, and I can't say I blame her much, so she aims to scare them off by rustling the branches and ground that they land on. "I don't want to kill them, just scare them." I don't have the heart to tell her that she may accidentally injure one, she's convinced that her aim is so bad that she has a better chance of winning the lottery than having that happen.

I've got her tickets right here, I hope for her sake she's right. I wouldn't mind winning the lotto...